McLists

As a helpful guide to readers on this Friday Wednesday, here's a selection of Timothy McSweeney's (Got Some Awesome Meats and Cheeses) Lists:

Excerpts From 2004 Summer-Movie Reviews That Also Describe Tom Morello's Guitar Work on the Debut Rage Against the Machine Album

Guide to Determine If You Are in a Jerry Bruckheimer Movie

Words to Know When Listening to German Industrial Music

Cruel Nicknames for Overweight Vampires

Sentences Containing Surfing Terms That May Be Uttered After Drinking Coffee on an Empty Stomach

What Not to Be in the Middle of When the Earthquake Comes

Rejected Names for Smokeless Tobacco Products

Things Which Smell Good, but Which Nevertheless Should Not Be Made Into Candle Scents

Things I'd Rather Do Than Go See Catwoman

Quotes From the Announcers of Wrestlemania XX Which Were, but Should Not Have Been, Meant in All Seriousness

Good Names for Vicious Dogs

If Charles Bukowski Had Written Children's Books

Major Hollywood Productions that Kill Off the Only, or Only Important, Black Character in the Film

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Reasons You're No Longer Fit To Be an Architect